Monkey-Gram


Our trained staff will deliver an authentic sounding monkey call to the recipient of your choice.


You may remain annonymous if you like. Makes a great gag gift!


100% free! (see details). Satisfaction garaunteed!


Sample Monkey-Gram...

Recipient: Hello?
Monkey Gram Staff: Yes, is this Art Heckel?
R: Uh huh...
M: You have a Monkey-Gram from a miss Ginger Gene.
R: Huh??
M: OOH! OOH! OOH! AH! AH!

Sound Clip of a phone call (coming soon)


Details: You may place a Monkey-Gram by email. Please include your name, phone number (optional), the recipients name, their phone number, and whether you'd like the Monkey-Gram to be annonymous. People who request a Monkey-Gram for somebody out of the Portland area may be asked to foot the phone bill.

Send Monkey-Gram requests to BenLizard@yahoo.com

Note: I am in no way affiliated with Monkeyphonecall.com