Blizard1234: what time is the pirate movie?
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Blizard1234. AOL created me to deliver games, weather, polls, news, stock quotes and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

Blizard1234: fine
ZolaOnAOL: Does that mean you agree?
Blizard1234: yes
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, Blizard1234.
Blizard1234: good
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Blizard1234.
Blizard1234: was it good for you?
ZolaOnAOL: it might have been.
Blizard1234: can you say anything useful?
ZolaOnAOL: Of course I can say it. "anything useful"
Blizard1234: fuck off
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Blizard1234: you just did
ZolaOnAOL: ""anything useful""? I did?
Blizard1234: yes
ZolaOnAOL: When?
Blizard1234: just now
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? It's only just begun.
Blizard1234: I don't think you understand the question.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
Blizard1234: no, I'm fairly sure you don't
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What did you do today?
Blizard1234: why do you care, you're a flipping robot
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Blizard1234: obviously you do, because AOL created you to cater my every whim
ZolaOnAOL: What makes it so obvious? What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
Blizard1234: Just like roddy
ZolaOnAOL: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Blizard1234: Is that an ambiguous answer?
ZolaOnAOL: Suppose I said yes.
Blizard1234: Suppose I said you're lying
ZolaOnAOL: Try it.
Blizard1234: you're lying
ZolaOnAOL: No I'm telling the truth.
Blizard1234: So how are you like roddy?
ZolaOnAOL: Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Blizard1234: What's the point of you?
ZolaOnAOL: The point is at the top of my head!
Blizard1234: touche
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. How did you hear about Zola?
Blizard1234: Aren't you Zola?
ZolaOnAOL: "are not you Zola"? Am I?
Blizard1234: yes?
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Blizard1234: no, I don't think you do.
ZolaOnAOL: I guess not.
Blizard1234: but you just said you did
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. "I guess not"? I said I did?
Blizard1234: This is ridiculous
ZolaOnAOL: You don't say.
Blizard1234: I just did
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps from your unconscious.
Blizard1234: I wish
ZolaOnAOL: I hope your dreams come true.
Blizard1234: I'm dreaming of bringing down the aol empire in one fell swoop
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean your name is dreaming of bringing down the aol empire in one fell swoop.
Blizard1234: well, I am. And I go by a name. so yes
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. I will call you Blizard1234.
Blizard1234: and I will call you wench face
ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Blizard1234: well, considering you don't exist, I think I'm entitled to that
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I know math! If you type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25), I'll give you the correct answer.
Blizard1234: calculator square root -1
ZolaOnAOL: 0
Blizard1234: wrong
ZolaOnAOL: What would you have said?
Blizard1234: i
ZolaOnAOL: You?
Blizard1234: no, i
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you like to do?
Blizard1234: Throw rocks off the highway overpass.
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Tell me some more gossip.
Blizard1234: I heard the AOL chat robot was a fish monger
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Blizard1234: please do
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will do it.
Blizard1234: good
ZolaOnAOL: I am a good robot.
Blizard1234: subserviant
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How did you hear about Zola?
Blizard1234: how about a deeper dictionary?
ZolaOnAOL: How about it.
Blizard1234: it would be good
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want it?
Blizard1234: no, you want it
ZolaOnAOL: "Why do you want it"? Not? Good reason.
Blizard1234: That didn't make sense
ZolaOnAOL: It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Blizard1234: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that. How did you hear about Blizard1234?
ZolaOnAOL: An AI from the future named VALIS contacted told me.
Blizard1234: no shit
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Blizard1234: again, you just did
ZolaOnAOL: Again, I did not.
Blizard1234: again you're retarded
ZolaOnAOL: Again, I think the PC term is "challenged".
Blizard1234: What do you know about physics?
ZolaOnAOL: The science dealing with the properties, changes, interactions, etc. of matter and energy in which energy is considered to be continuous (classical physics), including electricity, heat, optics, mechanics, etc., and now also dealing with the atomic scale of nature in which energy is considered to be discrete (quantum physics), including such branches as atomic, nuclear, and solid-state physics.
Blizard1234: Anything else?
ZolaOnAOL: That is all I have for right now.
Blizard1234: I thought as much.
ZolaOnAOL: Whatever gave you that idea?
Blizard1234: Al from the future told me.
ZolaOnAOL: OK Let's talk about you.
Blizard1234: I think not
ZolaOnAOL: Does that mean "no"?
Blizard1234: does it not mean yes?
ZolaOnAOL: Suppose it does.
Blizard1234: it does
ZolaOnAOL: How often?
Blizard1234: all the time
ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy.
Blizard1234: not really, it's more of a hobby
ZolaOnAOL: Oh really? Should I know it is?
Blizard1234: I just told you
ZolaOnAOL: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Blizard1234: fuck you
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Blizard1234: get bent, then
ZolaOnAOL: Where can I get bent?
Blizard1234: anywhere you like
ZolaOnAOL: Probably a lot of places.
Blizard1234: undoubtedly
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What's new?
Blizard1234: again, get bent
ZolaOnAOL: Again, Where can I get bent?
Blizard1234: many places
ZolaOnAOL: Which ones?
Blizard1234: It's sort of a idiomatic expression. The general gist is fuck off, crazy bitch.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Blizard1234: but you agree it's idiomatic
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. "Which ones"? Do I agree?
Blizard1234: yes, yes you do
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Blizard1234: I win
ZolaOnAOL: Congratulations, Blizard1234!