Newspaper as TP

What if we all ran out of toilet paper and were forced to use newspaper? How long would it last? It may seem boorish to bring this up, but we have to consider these things. Remember, it's not gross, it's science.
Let's get to know our good friend the toilet paper...

Your average brand-x toilet paper. (HomeBest)

Extra Soft!

This pack comes with 24 rolls, 200 sheets per roll. 2 ply for extra comfort.

Each sheet is 4.5' x 4' (11.43cm x 10.16cm).

To be continued...