1.Wow, free speech. What a deal!
2.Donuts Are Good!!!!
3.I'd rather have a pretzel
4.I like the holes in the donuts better
5.There be a lot of wieners.
6.Are we supposed to think she is hot? -->
7.Are you supposed to be a band? You look like waiters.
8.Donuts are the reason daddy hit me!
9.Donuts make baby Jesus cry