Pencils: The Truth

You may be at risk at this very moment. In every household, school, and office lie creatures once thought to be dorment - nothing could be further from the truth. In actuality, these seemingly harmless wood and graphite writing utensils are vicious creatures waiting to attack you while your back is turned. For years, pencils have lured us into a false sense of security so that they may take us in our sleep. Act now before it's too late! Eradicate your home of these monsters and take the first step towards prevention of a full scale pencil revolution. We made them, we can break them! Have no mercy, bring down the lead fist of justice hard and fast so they never know what hit them. Remember, given the chance, a pencil would just as soon kill you as look at you.

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