Application for College
Intended Major (select one)
Medicine
Business
Law
Arts/Music
Degenerate
Undeclared
Choose Degree
M.D.
Ph.D.
B.A.
B.S.
B.A.M.F. Degree
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How much money would you like?
$1.00 (this is an idiot test)
$10.00
$100.00
$1,000.00
$10,000.00
$100,000.00
$1,000,000.00
Select housing option
Broom closet
Dorm room with 5 roomies
Dorm room to yourself
the "Cheap Motel"
Suite
Penthouse
Cottage/Villa/Bungalow
Goddamn Mansion
Select diet preference
carnivore
vegetarian
detritivore
I am an anaerobic microbe who feeds off chemicals in subterranean aquifers.
Mehhh, I am goat, for I eat anything.
We will now read your mind and determine your eligibility. Thus there is no need for an essay or personal statement of any sort. Interviews are also unnecessary as are auditions if applicable.
Deadline for application: September, 2004.
Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
There is no reason to click this button:
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