Y2Kymca

Breakdown, all computers will crash, I said
Meltdown, society will collapse, you can
Countdown, on the way to disaster at two zero zero zero
Young man, auto-deposit fails
I said old man, your checks are lost in the mail
So just go down, to your survivalist refuge at two zero zero zero
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Windows will crash when it's Y......2K
Your files are trashed when it’s Y......2K
Your microwave won’t cook
You’ll have to read a book
Better learn to bait a hook
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Airplanes won’t fly when it’s Y......2K
Engines will die when it’s Y......2K
Your telephone won’t dial
You’ll have to walk for miles
When your Visa won’t work at the pump
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Mr. Cobol, you can never retire
At the shop mall, your credit card will expire
It will lowball, your investment portfolio at two zero zero zero
Broker, are your stocks still so high?
I said joker, out the window you’ll fly
It’s a soaker, when the markets collapse at year two zero zero zero
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Are you OK for this Y......2K
Who’ll save the day when it’s Y......2K
Will disaster strike
Can we plug up the dike
Can we live like the Amish now
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Water won't run when it’s Y......2K
Better stock up when it’s Y......2K
Washing machines will fail
All of your clothes will smell
Your maid will tell you to "Go to hell!"
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Food will be scarce when it’s Y......2K
Can’t find a hearse when it’s Y......2K
Famine will prevail
Existence will be hell
Only Bill Gates will survive
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Prices will hike when it’s Y......2K
Sadaam will strike when it’s Y......2K
Nukes will rain down
On your city or town
Better DIG A HOLE in the ground!

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Lyrics © 1999 by Clinton Wittstruck